MastuRetweets
Great you received a compliment on Twitter. Please don't retweet. It will just make you look pathetic.
3rd person
Is there someone else in the room? Why are you tweeting in the 3rd person about yourself? Seriously…
Broadcaster
Conversation is a two-way street buddy. Just pushing links or shouting is not what Twitter is for.
Quotatious
You heard a brilliant quote which really inspired you? For the love of God, keep it to yourself.
TMI
Yes, there is such a thing as 'too much information'. Turn it down a notch, or 23.
Be square
Telling us where you are might be interesting. But not if you check in 17 times a day and post it all on Twitter.
Tell us which rule of engagement is missing here. Please do!
